You hear this? This is the sound of me moving on. WHOO! Yeah, i’m a stripper.

top 10 barney/robin episodes | zip, zip, zip

“You and me, that’s insane. If you even thought about it for one second..”
“But I have thought about it, for three seconds, and it makes a lot of sense! We both think the marriage/commitment thing is a drag, we both want something casual and fun, and we clearly get along really well.”
“Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense.”

top 10 barney/robin episodes | definitions

“If the alternative is not being together, then it’s worth taking this risk, because.. she’s awesome.”
“And he’s awesome. He looks nice in a suit.”
“She can handle her scotch.”
“He’s my boyfriend.”
“And she’s my girlfriend.”

sheisnotalone:

Lily: She has been acting really weird for a few weeks now… Really, since the night we discussed the hurricane! Barney you split the cab home, did she say anything?

How I Met Your Mother: 2005 - 2011

barney-westside:

anna-wa:

#but to be fair neil has chemistry with everybody #he’d have chemistry with a burlap sack if you put him in a scene with one