top 10 barney/robin episodes | zip, zip, zip

“You and me, that’s insane. If you even thought about it for one second..”
“But I have thought about it, for three seconds, and it makes a lot of sense! We both think the marriage/commitment thing is a drag, we both want something casual and fun, and we clearly get along really well.”
“Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense.”

top 10 barney/robin episodes | definitions

“If the alternative is not being together, then it’s worth taking this risk, because.. she’s awesome.”
“And he’s awesome. He looks nice in a suit.”
“She can handle her scotch.”
“He’s my boyfriend.”
“And she’s my girlfriend.”

sheisnotalone:

Lily: She has been acting really weird for a few weeks now… Really, since the night we discussed the hurricane! Barney you split the cab home, did she say anything?

fullof-nargles:

a remake of this horrible thing finally! 

top 10 barney/robin episodes | sandcastles in the sand

“You want to be sixteen again? I have watched your first Robin Sparkles video a thousand times, and it’s not because I’m proud of you as a friend, it’s because you were totally, totally lame back then. But now, come on, pakow! You’re the most awesome person I have ever known.”

”Sometimes hours can feel like mintues and sometimes, a single second can last a lifetime” 

top 10 barney/robin episodes | murtaugh

“Leave an annoying two-person message on your answering machine - check!”

top 10 barney/robin episodes | bagpipes

“There was one small dispute about which one of us was more awesome. We just called it a tie and had sex.”